Oct 6, 2007

Hip-hop/Rap Lyrics.

Rap lyrics, are terrible.
They're all about money, and 'hoes' and sex.
And they use positively horrendous grammar.

So when I'm extremly bored, I take rap lyrics and revise them so they are formal and proper and such.

An example:
From Ludacris' 'Get Back.'
The original Lyrics are "Get back, get back, you don't know me like that."
My lyrics? "Please keep your distance, please keep your distance, you are not acquainted with me in an intimate manner."

From Will.I.Am's 'Got It From My Mama'
Original: "Baby, where'd you get your body from?" and "I got it from my mama"
Revised: "Young female member of the human race whom I am attracted to, from what specific intersection of latitudinal and longitudinal coordinates did you attain that physical shape consisting of flesh, blood and bones?" and "I have acquired it from the woman who gave birth to me."


I will add more at another time, for now, enjoy this installment of Formal Rap Lyrics.

22 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

i agree with you for the most part. But, I have eard some Catholic rap, which still might have bad grammar, but has lyrics that people might actually care about.

Anonymous said...

Corrections: eard=heard

i=I

I'm very sick, and dizzy, and my fingers are not very cooperative today, forgive me.

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THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY I'M HOT. I'M HOT CAUSE I'M FLY, YOU AIN'T CAUSE YOU NOT
Who doesn't love that?

Anonymous said...

not all rap is horrible. try listening to some Aesop rock, El-p, Cannibal Ox etc.

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In fact, I was arguing with my best friend kate yesterday about this, and
they wouldn't believe me that he was wrong. Now I can just show them this blog :)

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